The Siege of Metro City

Enter Bad Blade
We Are Bad Company

Bad Blade, a former Yakuza cursed by a wizard, is in the cell adjacent

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One Day Ago...
Egg's still in jail, Photonman's in danger, and apparently velociraptors are raping and abusing our citizens!!

After the demons are defeated, the four heroes find themselves facing Jester in the flesh (or so they think). Though they fight valiantly, Jester knocks the heroes out one-by-one until only Channel 4 remains. Jester, revealing that Gale may still be saved, gives Channel three choices. After some deliberation, Channel 4 resolves to bring Jester the head of Photonman to save the reporter’s life.

Jester sends all three to a location near the Guild HQ and everyone realizes that they are one day in the past; a time before the night of Jester’s massacre at Denny’s. The three make their way to the Business District safehouse where Sean Doyle begins preparing the ritual to construct a totem to hide himself from psychic abilities. Offering his companions very little explanation, Channel 4, Megabyte, and Viper proceed to empty the safehouse’s liquor cabinet.

Upon finishing the relic, Sean approaches the Guild Hall where he is promptly confined by the guards. Photonman eventually meets Doyle, a wanted fugitive at this point, and voices his doubts about Jester being alive all this time.

Sean spends the night in jail. After some Texas Hold’em, an intoxicated Viper suggests venturing out to patrol the streets. Channel 4 and Dr. Megabyte emphatically agree and its not long before they see a woman being sexually assaulted by a vagabond Velociraptor and a rusty, Golden Age robot. They easily defeat and humiliate the attackers and the shaken girl returns home.

They return to the safe house and it is during this time that the team name of The Discount Bounty Hunters aka The Hunters aka the Discounters is reluctantly decided on. Megabyte, Channel 4, and Viper drift off to sleep as Sean Doyle tries to remember what the next part of his plan was. The totem has about two hours left in its cycle before Jester, who gave the Bounty Hunters 24 hours to retrieve the head, is able to pinpoint the mystic and uncover his deception.

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Enter the Jester
Harlequin motherfucker don't give a fuck

At the safe house, we decide its a good idea to copy the disc and give it to someone we trust as a contingency plan.

Viper speeds off to meet Gale, a hard-hearted reporter type, but on the way Jester makes his first appearance and smashes the bike!

After kidnapping Gale who has the disc, Jester meets Viper at a Denny’s, which has become the scene of a grotesque bloodbath. He offers the heroes a deal; he will help them take down Dr. Ville. Viper refuses arrogantly and Jester disappears into the night.

The next day Sean busts Egg, a known Jester affiliate, out of prison by posing as a guard and ascertains the location of four possible entrances to Jester’s location: the highway, the Villecorp building, the Guild HQ, and another one.

After some short encounters, the four guys and a battlesuited G-man tumble through a portal. One long fall later, they find themselves on a giant chessboard where Jester sends some gigantic pieces after them. The four soon discover that Jester has slit Gale’s throat.

Entering a sewer area, the four find a wall made of maggot-like worms. They antagonize the mass and it attacks in the form a giant tentacle. They dispatch it relatively easily.

After a few more playful taunts from Jester, the heroes are attacked by six demonic apparitions.

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Introducing... Dr. Ville
What a faggy Lex Luthor wannabe

Basically we fought our way through a bunch of robots in the fortress and found Dr. Ville and he was a massive dick, so he got away in a helicopter or something.

So we came out with a disc that we think might contain incriminating information about the good doctor. Retreated to the safe house by the docks.

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